Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Dangerous Vegans Attack!! (a.k.a. When government fails.Miserablely.)

So if you were the head of the anti-terrorism unit for the FBI and someone came to your door telling they knew of a terrorist group that planned to protest outside the Republican National Convention, what would you do?

Your thoughts would immediately race to Al Quieda, or some other Islamic group most likely. But you would be wrong. This person is talking about Vegans. Yep. Those people who choose to not eat meat, or any animal bi-product at all. (Milk, cheese, eggs, etc.) Evidently, there were some people who were going to be part of the march in the twin cities before the convention, that were Vegans. Now, if I had to rate groups upon their terrorist value, Vegans would be down on the bottom of the list with the "Free Hugs" guy.

The FBI was trying to recruit "normal" looking people to spy on the Vegans at potlucks and get-togethers, and was willing to compensate them, but only if they got some Vegans in jail. I don't know about you, but I smell government conspiracy. Or at least fishy GOP.

Wanaa read the article? It's short I promise. Moles Wanted

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